lztybrn:

vomology:

promo4homo:

barfing:

who remembers bettyspaghetty

unrealistic expectations for the female body

Knees weak arms spaghetti

when ur mom comes home and betty spagheti

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shallowlungs:

calm—reposed:

The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows (Acoustic) - Brand New

I lie for only you. 
And I lie well. 
Halleluh. 

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snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

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rabioheab:

a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”

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